I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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