Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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