You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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