I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
My vagina just clenched in fear
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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