Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
false alarm, still single
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
