I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
That accounts for only three of the penises
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
