i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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