I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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