did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
it hurts more in the daytime
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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