Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
nutella sex= disaster
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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