He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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