a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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