when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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