i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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