Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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