Sry I called you an 8
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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