I want to stick my p in your. b.
And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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