yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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