My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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