He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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