Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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