plz talk dirty to me
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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