Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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