fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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