Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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