He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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