Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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