No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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