apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
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