Is it normal to miss your booty call?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
It's official drugs can't kill me
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
we're so committed to being not committed
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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