from now on my penis is your penis
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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