Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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