Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I will be naked everywhere
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Randomize
