Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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