It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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