I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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