I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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