i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
I did not marry a roomba.
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