idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
She even gives head with a lisp.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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