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I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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its like you know when i get waxed
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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