He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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