Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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