how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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