If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
