we're blogging at a bar
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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