I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Green mimosas i think yes
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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