Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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