He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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