a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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