they need to just BURY HIM!
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm both gender and math confused
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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