he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
These tits shall not be calmed
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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