I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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