Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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