have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
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