Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
I have post one night stand depression
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