Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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